Random Rant 26

I LOATHE traffic! Where does it originate? Why is it on the road? Why are we in a complete STOP when the speed limit it over sixty-five? Why do we go full speed and THEN stop, really?!  <-- (insert a spiritual, economical, educational, or motivationally empowering phrase here)

Life Gem #223

You have to pay for what you want when you're incapable of producing #LifeGem

Don't get so bent out of shape or uneasy about that statement either. Everyone has talents and things that they're better at than others. Maybe it's because that's not your interest, or maybe it's because you don't have the time to practice the skill. Perhaps you don't have the specific training required for producing and there's a deficit in your capability for the time or to pay for the training. Either way, that's why there are specific groups of individuals that make a living and support themselves profiting from your deficits. Pay them! Get the job done and get it done well! 

Tales of a 5th grade teacher

Teacher: Class, what do omnivores eat?

5th grader: Pregnant ladies

Teacher: blank stare