Huh?!

I don't know anyone that can't say abc's or don't remember, My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos being the easiest way to learn and MEMORIZE the planets in order from the sun! Somebody lying!!
There are actually people raising a generation and training educators to stop teaching these pneumonics and begin allowing the students or children to create their own.
Nothing's wrong with expanding creativity and knowledge, but to just send someone out into the wilderness ill-prepared is ludicrous! Some people just say dumb sh¥t without thinking and have the audacity to blame it on research! WTF?! Research didn't tell you that! Or better yet, show me this research...who was researched?!
Sesame Street, Dora the Explorer, Leap Frog, Carmen SanDiego; why you think they've made a killing over the years?! Place a rhyme of knowledge over a catchy beat, and see who won't remember it!