Wake Up!

Waking up to fussing on the phone, holding a conversation of digs and jabs is not a way to start a day with your significant other. Really?! If you're digging and jabbing, sending subliminal messages...is that even like? It certainly couldn't be love? Right? 

So! How does a simple hello, good morning turn into this twisted tale?! There must be some underlying issues right? Right! Get to the root! Figure it out!...or hang up the phone and try it again.

I'm just saying...