Excuse Me...Do You Work Here?

I happen to work with an Idiot in the highest form of the word. The name will be used as Idiot so as to protect the Idiot.
I just don't understand how you can come to work and think that you won't actually complete any WORK!!!!
You can not just walk the halls vicariously, lounge in rooms, attack others work ethic, confuse meeting for a Power Hour to vent about the perils of your family and call that work each day! I have news for you Idiot! That's NOT work! In fact, it's the opposite of being productive!
You don't get to pick and choose who you interact with in a professional setting. In a profession where No Child is Left Behind, you don't get the right to leave anyone behind! If you can't handle working with other people you should just pick out your coffin now, because unfortunately, Idiot, even when you own your own business you MUST learn to work with ALL types of people and if by chance you can't, you make no money! In a professional setting you can't pick and choose how you handle situations, you must keep composure and maintain flexibility! Believe me; life would be easy peasy if we got to pick and choose what we wanted or didn't want to do! This is not Sims! This is the REAL world! Welcome to life 101 Idiot!