Friday, January 27, 2012

Dating 237

Dating CAN be great....with the RIGHT person!
It's hard out here. I'm not going to lie to you. I can't sugar-coat the truth. I won't even paint a pretty picture! It's down-right rough! All you married and engaged and serious relationship people, let's give a toast to YOU. Because although in your own right, you have a ton of hurdles to get over and plenty of mountains to climb...you're doing it with (hopefully) one person, (hopefully) exclusively and for that a round of applause is due!
Now a days guys and women are SO crude and rude and straight-up out of line! They say any little old thing that pops up in their head! *Case in point "I wonder if you taste as good as you look." I mean, who in the hell says that?! Folks out here dating and starving for you and your body! That's who! That's all! They're not interested in getting to know you, your family, your goals, your level of education. They're simply looking to get "some tail," as my child-hood best friends mom used to say!
Don't even get me started on texting! I mean really!!! Has dating, let alone, communication gotten SO far gone that NOW it's acceptable to only speak through text. Not only that, text ALL day and then have the nerve to constantly ask for pictures?! Seriously dude!! Like, get a life! Please and thank you! If you can't spare 15 minutes of an actual conversation to offer intonation, inflection, volume, pitch...ugh, don't waste my time! You're either TOO busy to date, have NO verbal communication skills OR you're already in a relationship!
The sad thing is....most of the people "they're" dating accept it, so it becomes the norm and you're the social misfit for going against the standard! How rude! (Michelle Tanner voice)
How about this incessant fixation of getting a picture of you sent to their phone! Yeah, I didn't forget! No, no and no! I will not send you a "pic" of me working, or getting dressed, or laying in the bed!!! What the hell?! Turn to Skinamax!
Okay, and what about this growing population of "whine and diners"?! Where did they come from?! Maybe you haven't experienced them...however; I can't imagine you haven't! They're the ones that offer you diamonds, pearls, trips to the moon, purses, shoes! Why?! Don't get me wrong I LOVE a GIFT! And I do mean gift! NOT collateral!! But some of y'all (yes I said y'all) are doing TOO much after you get that little old outfit! It's bad for business, er, mean bad for everybody else! Calm the hell down, and stop giving your best tricks up for a pair of BAKERS shoes!! Lol! Okay, I laughed myself, but you get the point!
And who is this wonderful new breed of WOMEN PAYING men to be with them?! Who raised you?! (Yes! I'm talking to YOU!)
Why are you footing grown men's bills?! They're not your brother, father, grandfather, son, cousin, hell; they're not even YOUR man and you done went BROKE giving this man money only for him to leave you for the one he really wants!
In the words of Tamar Braxton and now, Khrystian Nichole- "Get your life!" and get it right!
I've said before...dating is supposed to be FUN, exciting, enjoyable and exhilarating! You're supposed to come from it either wanting to move forward or knowing to move on and keep a homie at the very least! But some of y'all just ain't doing it right!

xoxo

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