Listening to Usher's Confessions song made me want to write out mine...although they're not really deep, intoxicating or incrimminating confessions (trust and believe, no blog posts gets that good); it's just things specific to me (I also took some of it from a note I wrote from my facebook a little while back) Here it goes~
1. I say totally inappropriate things just because I can and it's funny to me.
2. I'm a sucker for a grown man that can sing in falsetto. (mmmhhmm)
3. I don't like new people.
4. At night I slather on vaseline and put on thick socks to keep my feet soft.
5. Up until about 6 months ago I didn't like oatmeal. Now, because of starbucks, I'm addicted and go every morning to get the 'perfect oatmeal' for $2.65 (tax included) Yesterday I went twice!
6. I'm asked about my nationality all the time, so because of this, I've considered practicing an accent or another language to begin the charade.
7. I dip french fries in vanilla milkshakes.
8. I randomly use movie phrases in conversations and only two of my close buddies every realise when I do it.
9. I DESPISE "girls night" events. Ironic that I'm in a sorority and a ladies club, huh?!
10. ...which leads right into my next confession of loving the company of males...boyfriends, male friends; give me a hard head over a chick anytime...er, no pun intended!
11. I used to want to be a stand-up comedian.
12. I get nervous around too many black folks.
13. I cut the rind off oranges and eat them like apples.
14. I'm a loner.
15. I'm a cry-baby...especially when I don't get my way!!
16. I can't stand when people are too touchy feely. You don't have to touch me to speak to me.
17. In my car, you may hear the most angelic gospel lyrics ever...or you may hear the most raunchiest, down right nastiest lyrics ever. Only a certain few been with me when I'm playing dj! (don't judge me!)
18. People get on my nerves OFTEN being in my space or my business and I can't stand when a person tells you to smile. I mean what major jerk-off is walking around smiling ALL day!
19. I've inquired about the precise cup size and measurements for breasts in the event I get up the nerve to be a playboy bunny!
20. I want to see a therapist.
21. I hold grudges.
22. I'm addicted to caffeine.
23. Blogging is my therapy.
24. I'm in love with a stipper. JUST KIDDING!!
25. Don't let my dimples, pretty lil' face or sweet lil' demeanor fool ya'...I will do the fool or get to BLOWING up on your a$$ (as Kandi from RHOA said LOL-but for REAL)
I'll do a bonus to make it 25 since I played on one!
26. I'm sick and tired of people whose names begin with any letter but "K" name their kids with a name that begins with "K"! Y'all taking all the good baby-names!! Lol!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!! Enjoy Life! Be Thankful!! No matter what your situation looks or feels like...Be THANKFUL!!
xoxo,
Khrystian Nichole
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