Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

"A hit dog will holler"

Of course it will! You'd holler too if you got hit.

"You want your cake and eat it too"

Well, who doesn't?! Of course when offered cake I'm going to eat it. 

"This, that, and the third"

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I personally enjoy:

"Turn on the lights and the roaches scatter"

"Expose the devil and he will flee"