You MAY Possibly Be Psycho If...

We all know, or...er (clears throat to possible said individuals) have our very own likely "iffy" behavior and/or qualities!  I'm NOT here to judge, and frankly...if you're good with them, hey- do your thang!  However, I'm going to give you a skee-taste of my running list of psychotic behaviors...If it applies to you:  Get help!  If it applies to someone you know:  Get thee behind you! LOL!  But SERIOUSLY!


You may possibly be psycho IF~
     ~You're stalking a person...whether it's facebook, a blog, twitter, their house, job, calling and hanging up, etc. being ANYwhere unknown and unannounced numerous times and for extended time periods is freakishly weird!  Please STOP and get a life!
You may possibly be psycho IF~
     ~You lie so often and (you think) so well that even YOU begin to believe your lies.  If you're not a fiction or fantasy writer...what's the point?  I mean, sooner or later all your lies are going to come out and you'll just look like some type of misfit that can't be trusted and everything that you say or said will become null and void!  So do us ALL a favor and be true to yourself.  Word is Bond!  If you don't have your word...you have NOTHING!  Believe dat!
You may possibly be psycho IF~
     ~You have the personality of Tami Roman from basketball wives and in one sentence you're smiling, laughing and joking and in the next sentence you're cursing, hearing things, and flipping over tables! Get to anger management ASAP...no one wants to be around you any longer...You're a downer and, I might add, alittle schizo!
You may possibly be psycho IF~
     ~ You continually have regrettable moments each time you wake up from a night of binge drinking by yourself OR socially!  You have no recollection of the evenings events and you're embarrassed and/or outraged by your actions!  Seek help please!  There are only so many, "I'm sorry's" your friends and support system want to hear!  Deal with the real issues at hand before taking a swig!
You may possibly be psycho IF~
     ~You living a double life.  What's the purpose of all the alias'?  And why you never stay in the same place for longer than 3 months?  And why you can't be around people long enough to hold open conversations?  And where are your family or friends? And why your social security card reads, Randi but your name is Kendel? And where you be from 8am-5pm because you don't have no job, but you never available?  And....OKAY!  LOL!  I'm a stop.  I was getting into 'em!  Ummm, yea...you already guessed; that's pyscho!
You may possibly be psycho IF~
     ~You live vicariously through a friend or relative so much so that you have spasmic lapses in judgement and you cross the line between fantasy and reality!  It's what we all remember as "the single-white-female" syndrome!  Eek!  Snap out of it...you're not them, you don't have their life!  Their life experiences, triumphs, conversations and sadly...even problems are not your own!  No matter how often you hang out with them, or get to know their inner circle; at the end of the day you are still YOU and merely just a thorn in their side!  It's not flattering.  You must seek professional help or at the very least; get your own identity!
You may possibly be psycho IF~
     ~More than one person has characterized you or your behavior as such...men lie, women lie...BUT numbers DON'T!  Kind, sweet, cute, funny, silly, great...these are adjectives worth being tagged to.  Ain't nothing cute, kind or sweet about being tagged PSYCHO!  As soon as someone calls you or your behavior psycho...SOMETHING...I'm not saying anything in particular...but SOMETHING ain't quite right with you! Self-check!

Hope I've enlightened some folks today!  If any of the above was you or someone you know; please don't hesitate to get help or call: 016 221 1800   The Digi-Psycho Help Line!  They're also on facebook friends! 
LOL!  It's all smiles...but that's a REAL number!  Get the help you deserve!

XOXO